Inventory of Gear carried in Snowblind

Mittens
Knife (standard cutlery)
Raincoat
Mouthwash
Birthday card (musical)
Streamers
Bible
Cat chews
Bug spray
Socks
Gladiator sandals
Fluffy high heeled boots
Macaroni
Lottery ticket
Scratcher
Precision knife
Shampoo
Washcloth
Bar of soap
Hand towel
Handcuffs
Pen
Can of soda
Sunscreen
Suspenders
Duck decoy (lure for fishing)
Rollerblades

You have reached the voicemail of Cecil Gerschwin Palmer.

That might seem like an easy thing to do, but think about how long you had to stay alive just to learn how a phone works and who I am. Congratulate yourself on that! Give yourself a vigorous pat on the back, and don't forget to leave a message after the heavily distorted sample of a man saying "I just couldn't eat another bite."


Ỉ̞͚̹͕̻̥̉̏ͪ̀͊ͬ ̗͗̃͊ͭ̓j̹̣̄ͤ̓u̼͙̗̘̹̫̦ͤ̒ͥ͌s͖̪̦̯͑͌̎t̘̬̠̣̗̥͚̾ͦ ̼̮̼̽̀ͮ̔̆̉c̙̳͈̫̭̜o̳̹͖̦ͫ̔ͧũ̞̳͚̺̮̣̲̔͑̓ͦ̾lͩ͊̏͌̋̚d̦̱͔̦͇̠̹ͧ͌ͪń̹̣̖̻͉̓ͤͥͦ'͚̱̰͖̙̭̍ͣ̇t͎͚̗̃́͌͊ͨ̃͆ ̠ͩͦ̎e̱̘͐̃̌̇͗a̤̩͍̍ͮ́tͮ͂̚ ̩͓̯̖͉̱̳̌ͨ̌̇a̙̼͍̪͍̫̔̍̋ͯn̪̗̤͍ͪ͆ͩ̎ǒ̦̫̫͚̣̳̃t̥̩̤͕ͣ̓ͦ͗̅h͑̈́̔ͧ̓ͥ̂e̟̮̰̥̜̰͚r̪̲͖̬̩̯͍ͨͭ̐̏ͯ ̏͂͗b̜ͫ̐͆̆i̫͉̼t̠͈͕̞e̳̪̫͈̱͓̫ͧͫ̂̍ͬ̇͑


[OOC: This is the official canon voicemail of Cecil, as heard in the episode 'Voicemail'.]

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