Cecil Palmer (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
staytunednext) wrote2015-10-24 03:24 pm
staytunednext) wrote2015-10-24 03:24 pm
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IC Inbox
You have reached the voicemail of Cecil Gerschwin Palmer.
That might seem like an easy thing to do, but think about how long you had to stay alive just to learn how a phone works and who I am. Congratulate yourself on that! Give yourself a vigorous pat on the back, and don't forget to leave a message after the heavily distorted sample of a man saying "I just couldn't eat another bite."
Ỉ̞͚̹͕̻̥̉̏ͪ̀͊ͬ ̗͗̃͊ͭ̓j̹̣̄ͤ̓u̼͙̗̘̹̫̦ͤ̒ͥ͌s͖̪̦̯͑͌̎t̘̬̠̣̗̥͚̾ͦ ̼̮̼̽̀ͮ̔̆̉c̙̳͈̫̭̜o̳̹͖̦ͫ̔ͧũ̞̳͚̺̮̣̲̔͑̓ͦ̾lͩ͊̏͌̋̚d̦̱͔̦͇̠̹ͧ͌ͪń̹̣̖̻͉̓ͤͥͦ'͚̱̰͖̙̭̍ͣ̇t͎͚̗̃́͌͊ͨ̃͆ ̠ͩͦ̎e̱̘͐̃̌̇͗a̤̩͍̍ͮ́tͮ͂̚ ̩͓̯̖͉̱̳̌ͨ̌̇a̙̼͍̪͍̫̔̍̋ͯn̪̗̤͍ͪ͆ͩ̎ǒ̦̫̫͚̣̳̃t̥̩̤͕ͣ̓ͦ͗̅h͑̈́̔ͧ̓ͥ̂e̟̮̰̥̜̰͚r̪̲͖̬̩̯͍ͨͭ̐̏ͯ ̏͂͗b̜ͫ̐͆̆i̫͉̼t̠͈͕̞e̳̪̫͈̱͓̫ͧͫ̂̍ͬ̇͑
[OOC: This is the official canon voicemail of Cecil, as heard in the episode 'Voicemail'.]
That might seem like an easy thing to do, but think about how long you had to stay alive just to learn how a phone works and who I am. Congratulate yourself on that! Give yourself a vigorous pat on the back, and don't forget to leave a message after the heavily distorted sample of a man saying "I just couldn't eat another bite."
Ỉ̞͚̹͕̻̥̉̏ͪ̀͊ͬ ̗͗̃͊ͭ̓j̹̣̄ͤ̓u̼͙̗̘̹̫̦ͤ̒ͥ͌s͖̪̦̯͑͌̎t̘̬̠̣̗̥͚̾ͦ ̼̮̼̽̀ͮ̔̆̉c̙̳͈̫̭̜o̳̹͖̦ͫ̔ͧũ̞̳͚̺̮̣̲̔͑̓ͦ̾lͩ͊̏͌̋̚d̦̱͔̦͇̠̹ͧ͌ͪń̹̣̖̻͉̓ͤͥͦ'͚̱̰͖̙̭̍ͣ̇t͎͚̗̃́͌͊ͨ̃͆ ̠ͩͦ̎e̱̘͐̃̌̇͗a̤̩͍̍ͮ́tͮ͂̚ ̩͓̯̖͉̱̳̌ͨ̌̇a̙̼͍̪͍̫̔̍̋ͯn̪̗̤͍ͪ͆ͩ̎ǒ̦̫̫͚̣̳̃t̥̩̤͕ͣ̓ͦ͗̅h͑̈́̔ͧ̓ͥ̂e̟̮̰̥̜̰͚r̪̲͖̬̩̯͍ͨͭ̐̏ͯ ̏͂͗b̜ͫ̐͆̆i̫͉̼t̠͈͕̞e̳̪̫͈̱͓̫ͧͫ̂̍ͬ̇͑
[OOC: This is the official canon voicemail of Cecil, as heard in the episode 'Voicemail'.]
@captaininvincible; text; Day 141
The curse has downloaded itself to your tablet, and soon it will change you too. In the end, this is what happened to the previous victims that the Admin brought to Norfinbury...true story, they were all turned into anomalies by the cursed force inside their tablets...! The only way to stop the curse from taking you over and causing you to wander in the snow forever is if you forward this email to five people within the next hour. Will you break the curse, or will you be doomed to wander as a mindless hungry monster until the end of time?!
THE CLOCK IS TICKING...
@nvcr; audio
[He's so upset. He hates spam email day.]
text;
must have hit ur username on accident
sorry mate :)
no subject
[And it is. It's good to know he isn't personally targeted.]
I hope that in my spread of the curse in order to save my life, your intended target will receive it so that everything works out for the best.